Really Malaika Arora Khan is one sexy mom. She can give Beyounce, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira a run for their money. It is unbelievable that she is able to maintain her body this way. What elegance, what charm and what structure. Boy! I am feeling real jealous. Absolute stunner I suppose. With right attributes, Malaika is truly an international star.
If only the control is in our hands, there will be many sexy moms. No flabs at all, how did she manage but, is it because of liposuction and even it is because of that do you think one can maintain oneself without strict diet. Amazed at her beauty, bowled over actually. This Chaiyaa Chaiyaa girl really has an aura that intimidates on lookers but am sure she keeps them at bay.
Would surely achieve my goals sooner, you know what I am talking about. Sooner or later
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Illogical language
English is an illogical language. Somethings I would like to share it with you guys:
How do we pronounce Hatch and Yatch!
A boxing ring is square
A sweet meat has nothing to do with meat
Plural of goose is geese and the plural of moose is meese
Then why is booth not beeth but booths.
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Guess every tongue has its vagaries! This reminds me of a poem i read way back in school, but cant trace it now.
This, from Wiki, should be interesting:
English is a funny language
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Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this:
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."
It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car .
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so........... it is time to shut UP.....!
By Kim Boyce-Townsend
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Hey sis, you never know may be post my delivery i would turn out to be a Malaika Arora..may be i would give Malaika a run for her money..
Stars and sexy moms
Agreed about Beyonce etc. Why look to stars. Look around, not even too far, and there are so many good-lookers, who carry themselves well.
Like in every other realm of life, true heroes abound. What's even more, these true heroes /heroines, dont perform to scripts that are put through the grist, dont depend on high-profile training regimes, dont have a cluth of holders-on. True heroes go about their lives in a very normal, routine manner, and still find themselves setting roles.
Me, Ive got no time for screen sirens.
Got quite a few in real!
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